Special Event: Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet Podcast

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet is a comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews, written by real people with not-so-real problems. Whether it's a bar's "no-throw-up policy," a nude beach with too much nudity, or a school psychologist's fashion sense, reviewers complain about it all. Prepare for equal amounts laughter and eye-rolling as siblings Xandy and Christine read reviews of Cincinnati area locations live. They nobly delve into the cesspools of Yelp, TripAdvisor, and other review sites to find you the best of the worst.


06/21/2023 7:15 PM
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Special EventsBeach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet is a comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews, written by real people with not-so-real problems. Whether it's a bar's "no-throw-up policy," a nude beach with too much nudity, or a school psychologist's fashion sense, reviewers complain about it all. Prepare for equal amounts laughter and eye-rolling as siblings Xandy and Christine read reviews of local hotspots. They nobly delve into the cesspools of Yelp, TripAdvisor, and other review sites to find you the best of the worst.


In addition to the two-item minimum, there will be an 18% administrative fee in the showroom.


Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons.


This show is 18+. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.

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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet is a comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews, written by real people with not-so-real problems. Whether it's a bar's "no-throw-up policy," a nude beach with too much nudity, or a school psychologist's fashion sense, reviewers complain about it all. Prepare for equal amounts laughter and eye-rolling as siblings Xandy and Christine read reviews of Cincinnati area locations live. They nobly delve into the cesspools of Yelp, TripAdvisor, and other review sites to find you the best of the worst.